I have been trying to decide the idea of what my perfect man would be. There are always the guys who are loaded with muscles, and those are not bad at all. Well, that is until they only think with one muscle and that guy becomes about as useful as a broken clock. I do always love a good sensitive man who loves poetry and is able to dig deep into my feelings. The bad thing about that is they usually come out to me, I have a terrible knack about attracting the gay guys, or they still have the umbilical cord attached to their mom as an adult. Maybe, I have been looking for love in all the wrong places. Curse you Tinder. I think the perfect man needs to be a little husky with a beard (That is not me) and works a manly profession. I want me a lumberjack type fellow. I want a man who is out searching for riches, and is not afraid to be the man that I need. The next inductee into the Hall of Hunks is that man. If you were to look up the definition of the word man, there would be a picture of him with the definition. The next man to be inducted into the Hall of Hunks is Yukon Cornelius.
First off, look at that beard. That is the beard of a man, and it also somehow makes me want Twizzlers. Yukon is from the Christmas classic Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In the special he is able to save Rudolph and Hermey the Elf from the clutches of the Abominable Snow Monster. Yukon even is part of the discovery of the island of misfit toys. You know that big galoot has to have a soft spot in his heart for the toys that are not wanted by children. I am guessing if he had his way he would play with those toys himself and give them a proper home. Sometimes Yukon is also caught licking his pick axe, looking for the taste of peppermint, but truly the only thing that he tastes is the line of heartbreaks he has caused from Mountain to Mountain. Yukon also gets physical with the snow beast and beats him over the head with a rock (not to be confused with Dwayne Johnson.) Yukon is an animal lover and possibly the greatest hero at the animal shelter. I bet he has a plaque with the title of world’s best dog adopter because he has one in almost every size that take him everywhere. A man with a heart of gold, superhuman strength, and wit that can last for days, is there anything bad about this guy? I do not think so. That is why he is a perfect addition to the Hall of Hunks. And one day I hope that he will carry this kind of chubby girl over threshold to a night where we both taste mint.