OH Honey: The 2017 CMA Awards

by | Nov 13, 2017

This past week stars of the small screen, the big screen, and the world of country music all gathered for the CMA Awards. Touted as Country’s biggest night, and the show proved it. There is one thing that needs to be discussed and that is that fashion. Some of the people know how to dress, made this girl very proud. But some left me saying, Oh Honey!


Oh Honey, you look damn stunning in that dress. No matter how old Reba gets she always looks like Queen.

Kelsea Ballerini

Oh Honey, there is only one word to describe that dress, Flattering. And flattery will get you everywhere.

Carrie Underwood

Oh Honey, Old Hollywood glam works for you!

Karlie Kross

Oh Honey, stick to building Wix Websites. This dress looks like it was off the rack from an Earthbound.

Miranda Lambert

Oh Honey, you look amazing……If you were winning homecoming queen.

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

Oh Honeys! Tim should have gone with the BBQ stained white T-shirt over that velour smoking jacket. And Faith, that dress looks like a Christmas tree bow for an emo kid.

Maren Morris

Oh Honey, to quote Nancy Kerrigan, “WHY?”


Oh Honey, I always wondered what happened to Big Bird’s Family.

Karen Fairchild of Little Big Town

Oh Honey, you shouldn’t have worn a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper Dress

Michelle Monaghan

Oh Honey, you need to fire Ronnie Millsap as your stylist.

Carly Pearce

Oh Honey, you need to fire Ronnie Millsap as your stylist.

Dustin Lynch

Oh Honey, why did you turn the curtains from a JR High Beauty Pageant into a suit?

Mary Lawless Lee

Oh Honey, somewhere there is couch from the 1970’s crying in a living room with shag carpet.


Oh Honeys, I feel that your favorite drink may be PBR.