The Hall of Hunks: The Grinch

by | Dec 22, 2017

I am not sure about any of you, but I hate the winter. I can never seem to get warm, and if I ever cuddle with someone, I already feel sorry for them. Have you ever touched someone with your bare feet and they get frostbite? That is what I am dealing with. The primary goal for me this holiday season is to find a man that I can snuggle with all night, and never feel cold again. And I have found that man. He is covered with curly hair, already a huge plus in this girl’s little black book. He has his issues though. First, he has a terrible body odor. I am not sure Axe Body spray can cover it. I am not sure I would want Axe Body to spray to cover it up, plus it may lead down a slippery slope to wearing Ed Hardy T-shirts. He has a huge heart; he will do anything for anyone. He will give the shirt off of his back. But that has not always been the case. He is sort of a bad boy too. He has broken into people’s houses to steal all their Christmas gifts. Some of those toys can be worth hundreds on the black market especially to those parents that just happened to wait until the last minute to shop for their kids. Terrible people. The one thing that is hard for me to look past is that he is green. It is kind of hard to have an intimate relationship with someone when all you feel like is the donkey to his Shrek. My inductee into the Hall of Hunks is a reformed individual with a heart three times the size of most. The process lasted forever, but it was worth it to see that Grinch smile. But did I mention he is warm?