Dad Cuts Off His Son’s Hand For Watching Porn……WTF?!?!?!?!?!?


To the Dad who cut off his teenage son’s hand for watching porn on his phone, I have but only one thing to say………WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I want to thank a friend on Facebook for sharing this story today. First, The Story. A butcher in India. Do I need to go on? I feel like I am about to set up a terrible joke that will end with a one-liner. A butcher in India is accused of chopping off his son’s hand for watching porn on his smartphone. The father apparently caught him multiple times in the act of doing so. Police arrested the man, and the teenager’s hand may not be able to be saved due to it being 90% severed.

Okay. I am not sure where to begin here, but if our hands were to be chopped off for watching porn, the official greeting of the United States would go from a handshake/fist bump to a nub pound. Think about that mental image. Next, does this not sound like the beginning of a joke that an old man would tell in a bar while drinking a pint? So, A Butcher in India, a Baker in Amsterdam (That is a double-sided joke!!!), and a candle maker in New York and somehow the joke ends with a racist punchline that will make anyone cringe and a teenager handless. I have to ask the question here, which is not appropriate at all, but why not watch the video under a blanket like a reasonable person. Build a blanket fort, get in it with your phone, find your favorite porn hub video, and get off at the one-way station. Being caught numerous times makes me think it happened in the living room while watching HGTV and the sound of porn distracted them from viewing a random couple flipping a tiny house. In all seriousness, I am glad the son is doing better. And I hope the Dad gets the Swift Hand of justice. See what I did there?


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