I am not going to write anything about politics. I am not going to write anything about politics. I am not going to write anything about politics. ‘Logs on to Twitter.’ “Fork Me.”
Pulled straight from the WTF file comes a story that makes no sense to anyone. I am relatively certain this is the reason that we have not found life from other planets. Mostly because we have become that friend at parties that gets naked and sings ‘One Week’ by the Barenaked Ladies and still thinks it’s 1998. However, they do not know the words, so it comes out as one giant jumble. And one person thinks it’s the most exceptional performance since Nirvana was unplugged. So, I log into Twitter to see a story of a member of the house of representatives by the name of Devin Nunes suing Twitter. The reason, people tweeted all over his feelings.
Devin Nunes is suing the social media platform for $250 million citing that Twitter silences members of the conservative Republican party, shadow bans accounts, helps the opposition, and the fact his feelings were put down like Old Yeller. As you know, any politician could make a case for the first three things no matter side the person is on. Just change republican to democrat, and you could make a case.
But that is not why we are at this point — quite the opposite. Nunes decided to use a tweet directed at him as evidence in this case. Yep. And we have those tweets. I want to make this clear; this is not an Onion-style piece. This is honestly happening right now. Throw this story into your Google machine and check it out for yourself.
He is suing a twitter account of a cow. This is Udderly ridiculous. Sorry, I had to make the cow pun. Here is the issue with this lawsuit; anyone in the public eye is going to become fodder for the public. The court of public opinion does not care if you are republican or a democrat. You will be made fun of by someone. You will be ridiculed. Your name is going to be dragged through the mud. It comes with the territory of being in the public eye. Getting upset over some tweets and suing, just proves that he can’t handle the heat of the kitchen. Because if he could, he would know how great that cow tastes. Hell, just yesterday, Shane Dawson was accused of jizzing on his cat on Twitter. I didn’t read about him talking about suing an entire platform. Devin Nunes needs to have Snickers and think twice about what he is doing.
HE is suing a fake cow. I am sorry, this may be the greatest thing in the history of the news. Unrelated note, 2019 is a hot mess.