An Open Letter to The General Assembly of Georgia and Asshats in Alabama From Stick Figure Dan


Dear Waffle Twats in the Georgia and Alabama State Congress and idiotic Governors who decided to pass the Abortion Bill,

We have been told since day one not to talk about politics. To not bring up the BS happening around the world. We try to make this a place conflict free, but sometimes you have to take an idea like that and take it out back to put it down like Old Yeller. While you are sitting wondering where I am going, remember I am just a cartoon Stick Figure. I don’t give a shit about anything. But for once I need to say something. This is aimed at the state congress and governors of Georgia and Alabama. And I can guarantee this will be the shortest letter you will read today. But….

IT IS A WOMAN’S CHOICE WHAT SHE DOES WITH HER BODY!!!

Do I need to be any more precise? Seriously, while morally you may be against the idea of abortion, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL A WOMAN WHAT TO DO WITH HER BODY? The last time I checked, all of you were not St. Peter. And if you are, why the hell are you in the Georgia General Assembly or in Alabama? You seriously demoted your net worth.

Figure It Out,

Dan.

Also, I know most of you are wondering why did I type those in all caps. I wanted to scream loud enough where the tone def fucks of Georgia and Alabama could hear me.


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Stick Figure Dan
Stick Figure Dan is the resident loud foul mouthed prick of TBK Magazine. He is a loud mouth who will say anything at any given moment. He hates the world and everything in it. Dan came into the society as a writer in 2007 and hasn’t looked back since. He likes to write open letters to famous people, putting them in their place.
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