How difficult is it to name a team? Seriously, look at the town and the area and come up with a name that is suitable for that area. However, I am pretty sure the person or people who came up with the names for the teams in the XFL had to be doing coke off each other’s genitals because that is the only reason that seems logical. Shit, at this point, name every team the Bulldogs and Tigers it would have made more sense.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, yesterday the team names for the franchises in the XFL were released. And I wanted to run into a wall full force with a boner after reading these names. And what makes it worse, each logo looks like it was taken from the Madden create a team section. Remember kids, the cowboy with the mask on Madden in which you named the team The Fartmouths? Cause the XFL has that logo.
Each one of those logos look like a tattoo a person would get after drinking Jager Bombs. Well, here are the teams.
Los Angeles Wildcats
New York Guardians
St. Louis BattleHawks
Tampa Bay Vipers
First question….WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A BATTLEHAWK? Can someone explain this one to me? And what does it have to do with St. Louis? And the motto for the team is Cleared to Engage. Jesus, this what happens when you hire writers that graduated from Trump University!
And I want to apologize to the city cities of Houston and Seattle. The Houston Roughnecks sound like a Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson cover band. Plus, it looks someone had a hard on for the Oilers logo. And Seattle, The Dragons. The Fucking Dragons. This is why people play video games.
At least the other team names make some sense. But god…. These are bad. I think a 6 year old could have come up with better names than these. At this point call 8 teams the Footfucks and hope for the best.
I wan to believe in the XFL. I really do. But you only get one chance to make a first impression. Everyone, this is the football equivalent of catfishing.