Dear Santa From Rebekah


Dear Santa,

I think I have been a good girl this year. Well, unless you count the times, I was drinking wine. If that is part of the Christmas prerequisite, I am 100% naughty. I deserve coal. But, if you are judging this based on a bell curve, I have a chance to make the nice list this year.

I have a couple of things that I would love this year. If you think I am going to ask for clothes, well, you know me to well. I need some dresses from a company called More Me Know. They specialize in apparel for the geek in all of us. And I NEED, not want, NEED those dresses. I love showing off my favorite fandoms any chance I get.

I finally tried out some quality makeup this year. Santa, I have to tell you, it changed my life. I would love some more quality eye shadows, highlighters, and a foundation that will make me look flawless.

I am not sure you can help with this or not, but I want to be able to be myself more.

Oh, and I want a plush BB8. I love that droid. Maybe, the cutest thing in the galaxy. OH OH OH. It’s like HO HO HO, but backwards. Build A Bear released a bear that wears the Pink Bunny Suit from A Christmas Story. I need to be snuggling with that bear Christmas night.

I am your basic bitch, a Starbucks gift card, leggings, boots, some bondage equipment. You know the usual requests that any girl gives you.

I think that is about it for this year Santa, it’s a simple list. I know you have this covered.

Love,

Rebekah

PS. Have you dumped Mrs. Claus? I would love to put the Holly in your Jolly.


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Rebekah Paige

Rebekah Paige is a very shy transwoman who also loves the spotlight. Confused? So is she. Beks is a 33 year old standup comic who is starting a brand new journey in a world that she already knows. She has a heart of gold and a mouth full of opinions. She is the type of girl you want to bring home to mom so mom can have a drinking buddy. You never going what is going in or coming out of her mouth.
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