Dear Santa,
I think I have been a good girl this year. Well, unless you count the times, I was drinking wine. If that is part of the Christmas prerequisite, I am 100% naughty. I deserve coal. But, if you are judging this based on a bell curve, I have a chance to make the nice list this year.
I have a couple of things that I would love this year. If you think I am going to ask for clothes, well, you know me to well. I need some dresses from a company called More Me Know. They specialize in apparel for the geek in all of us. And I NEED, not want, NEED those dresses. I love showing off my favorite fandoms any chance I get.
I finally tried out some quality makeup this year. Santa, I have to tell you, it changed my life. I would love some more quality eye shadows, highlighters, and a foundation that will make me look flawless.
I am not sure you can help with this or not, but I want to be able to be myself more.
Oh, and I want a plush BB8. I love that droid. Maybe, the cutest thing in the galaxy. OH OH OH. It’s like HO HO HO, but backwards. Build A Bear released a bear that wears the Pink Bunny Suit from A Christmas Story. I need to be snuggling with that bear Christmas night.
I am your basic bitch, a Starbucks gift card, leggings, boots, some bondage equipment. You know the usual requests that any girl gives you.
I think that is about it for this year Santa, it’s a simple list. I know you have this covered.
Love,
Rebekah
PS. Have you dumped Mrs. Claus? I would love to put the Holly in your Jolly.