The World’s Biggest Where’s Waldo Enthusiast Cannot Be Found

Somewhere but Nowhere in North Korea (TBK Magazine)- Reports and rumors have swirled on the internet of the whereabouts of North Korean Dictator and poster boy for haircuts by mom Kim Jong-un. On Saturday morning, the journalistic powerhouse of TMZ reported the portly dictator died from complications due to heart surgery. But earlier tomorrow morning, we received information that could potentially change the opinions of no one or possibly half a person.

A source very far away from the situation sent us intel of what the dictator could possibly be doing if he is still alive. TBK Magazine is learning that Kim Jong-un is the world’s biggest Where’s Waldo Enthusiast. And this is the first time since taking over as Supreme Leader of North Korea, he is able to wear the iconic red and white striped shirt. Our source tells us every 13.7 years, Kim Jong-un will recreate one of his favorite photos in which the average person will have to find Waldo.

TBK Magazine also learned the puzzle the dictator will recreate will be the one in which you will have to find Waldo at the circus. The picture will be taken at undisclosed location picked by the leader. Once the photo is completed, the image will be shared on Kim Jong-un’s Instagram where it will be liked by one of his two followers, his sister or former basketball star and lover of wedding dresses Dennis Rodman. Donald Trump submitted a follow request but no word if Kim Jing-un is accepting the request.

As of this writing, Kim Jong-un is alive…….or dead.

We will have more information on this story as soon as we can find him.

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