Donald Trump Confuses Anti Malaria Drug With OREO Knockoff


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The White House Basement with a side of Milk (TBK)- On Monday, President Trump admitted to taking the antimalaria drug, Hydroxychloroquine. The president believes he is making a preemptive strike against the novel coronavirus. Trump touted that frontline workers are even taking the drug to help protect themselves against COVID-19.

We reached out to a nurse on the frontline and her response is “Nope.”

Trump’s statement sent shivers down the spine of the medical community. Taking Hydroxychloroquine without a prescription from a doctor could lead to serious side effects including blindness, seizures, and even death. The president is continuing to stand at the alter of the drug preaching that it is a game changer. Studies have shown Hydroxychloroquine is not as effective against COVID-19 as once believe leading the drug to not be prescribed to patients battling the coronavirus.

TBK Magazine is learning new information into the statements made by the president. An unnamed source sent us a text message on our burner phone for late night hookups that the president has no idea what he is talking.

The informant went on to say: “Yes, the president takes Hrydox. But it is not what you are thinking. He likes the knock off Oreos called Hydrox.”

A press release from the Hydrox company sent to our inbox said the following:

It may not be the endorsement we want, but at least someone likes our cookie.

We have also learned that Trump does not like to dip his cookies in milk. He prefers the sweet taste of Diet Coke with his cookie love.

We will have more on this story as information becomes available. And do not forget to checkout our other headlies.


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