Not From The After Life in North Korea (TBK)– Earlier this week, we reported that North Korean Dictator and Where’s Waldo fan Kim Jong-Un could not be found. For almost a week, speculation and rumors swirled on the interwebs about Jong-un’s death from a botched surgery. However, yesterday North Korean State Media published the first photo of the dictator in almost three weeks. As of this writing, we can report Kim Jong-Un is alive, maybe.
With the bad news comes more bad news. The North Korean Dictator after emerging from isolation did in fact see his shadow. We spoke to a few Groundhog’s Day experts and those individuals believe the dictator seeing his shadow will lead to six more weeks of Corona.
The experts or TBK Magazine cannot confirm if Corona meant the coronavirus or the popular beer made famous by the lime.
TBK Magazine is able to confirm that Kim Jong-un is alive. Or the pictures released are of a possible lookalike and the portly dictator is dead.
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