‘Charlie Brown Specials’ will stream on Apple in 2020 And those individuals with Joint Facebook accounts are Pissed


In late 2018, Apple (The company that brings you the same phone every year in pretty neon colors that will be covered by a plain case) bought the rights to air the Peanuts cartoons. Each year the tradition of sitting down and watching a kid hold a blanket while talking about a pumpkin that is great, is something that a lot of families partook in before Halloween. Well, this year the APPLE will be adding the specials to their streaming platform and for the first time possibly since the Salem Witch Trials, the Charlie Brown specials, will not air on basic television.

So, why is this news? With more people streaming the shows and movies they watch, companies like apple, Netflix, and porn hub are looking to add more programs to their services. But one thing that I did not expect to see was the backlash from people. Your local news page on the sus social media platform Facebook. You see, one of the issues that I have as someone who kind of reports on the news is when people decide to comment on a story without reading the story. And thus, I would like to share with you the views of people on Charlie Brown not airing on ABC for the 20,000th year.

Apparently DVDs, A Smart TV, Streaming Services, a computer, a phone, a tablet, an ipod from 2007, a game boy color do not live in this world. Also, who has never watched the Halloween Great Pumpkin special? Can’t trust them. I feel the same way about people who have never watched the Wars.
200,000+ Americans dead but sure, not being able to watch Charlie Brown on ABC is the real issue surrounding 2020.
No Shit, Sherlock.
Forest Whitaker Eye needs to be an emoji.
You know she has already broke this rule.
And finally, because of course, it’s political. I am starting to think some of y’alls public education system let you down.

If you hear a thud in the distance, 100% chance that is me trying to forget all of this since the Men In Black mind eraser thing is not real.


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