Dear Santa from Rebekah


Dear Santa,

Hi. I am not sure where to begin this year. 2020 has been a little strange, and since I have not been able to leave my house this year, I did not get a chance to be as naughty as I usually am. I think I might honestly be on your good list this. I know, I don’t like it either. I should have done better at being bad. If I could have been a little naughtier, you could have spanked me, and I could call you “Santa Daddy.”

Since I am on the good list, I think I am going ask for things that could spoil me. I could always use makeup, and I have fallen in love with a few brands. I want to be able to look my best when I am finally able to leave the house again even if that might be next Christmas.

I still want some awesome nerd dresses from More Me Know. Last year, you brought me a cute skater dress from Gilmore Girls, this year I think I want the retro Riddler dress. You know me and how much I enjoy being evil. I am not sure if this is a request or a demand, but I need to look nerdy and cute, and those dresses are the only wat this will happen. I would also like a new purse which they have for sale too.

I don’t want to come across greedy this year. I could always use a new stuffed animal to cuddle or Timothy Olyphant. I am not picky on which one you leave under my tree.

He is just so gosh darn cute.

And of course, since I am basic, Starbucks, leggings, and one of those electric wands that you can use on your nipples. I might have turned your cheeks a little redder after that, but your girl knows what she wants. (and is into.)

It’s a simple list. Nothing special. You got this. Please stay safe.

Love, Rebekah.

PS. The only way I am staying 6 ft away from you is cause of a restraining order.


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Rebekah Paige

Rebekah Paige is a very shy transwoman who also loves the spotlight. Confused? So is she. Beks is a 33 year old standup comic who is starting a brand new journey in a world that she already knows. She has a heart of gold and a mouth full of opinions. She is the type of girl you want to bring home to mom so mom can have a drinking buddy. You never going what is going in or coming out of her mouth.
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