Hi. I am not sure where to begin this year. 2020 has been a little strange, and since I have not been able to leave my house this year, I did not get a chance to be as naughty as I usually am. I think I might honestly be on your good list this. I know, I don’t like it either. I should have done better at being bad. If I could have been a little naughtier, you could have spanked me, and I could call you “Santa Daddy.”
Since I am on the good list, I think I am going ask for things that could spoil me. I could always use makeup, and I have fallen in love with a few brands. I want to be able to look my best when I am finally able to leave the house again even if that might be next Christmas.
I still want some awesome nerd dresses from More Me Know. Last year, you brought me a cute skater dress from Gilmore Girls, this year I think I want the retro Riddler dress. You know me and how much I enjoy being evil. I am not sure if this is a request or a demand, but I need to look nerdy and cute, and those dresses are the only wat this will happen. I would also like a new purse which they have for sale too.
I don’t want to come across greedy this year. I could always use a new stuffed animal to cuddle or Timothy Olyphant. I am not picky on which one you leave under my tree.
And of course, since I am basic, Starbucks, leggings, and one of those electric wands that you can use on your nipples. I might have turned your cheeks a little redder after that, but your girl knows what she wants. (and is into.)
It’s a simple list. Nothing special. You got this. Please stay safe.
PS. The only way I am staying 6 ft away from you is cause of a restraining order.