I logged online to write something completely different, but something was sent to me in an email that has me questioning our very existence. First, KFC hit me with a Yule Log that smelled like the 11 herbs and spices. Part of me was excited to have to the aroma of chicken fill my lungs as I am happily clogging an artery by breathing. The other part of me was just wondering why. Then the Kentucky Chicken chain hit me with a candle to set the ambiance for when the power goes out during a thunderstorm. Just a week ago, they gave us a mini movie starring AC Slater. And I thought that would be the end of us talking about KFC in 2020. A few short days later KFC is hitting us again with what might be the weirdest thing yet.
Are you tired of not being able to secure a PS5 or the new XBOX because of scalpers? Well, someone is now there to answer the call. You may think it’s a consoling giant resurrecting from the grave, perhaps a SEGA or ATARI. But you would be wrong, the latest console joining the war is from…………Kentucky Fried Chicken. The KFConsole is real. And while it looks like an air fryer, it does something that no other gaming console does. It will keep those extra crispy pieces warm for consumption. So, while you are waiting for Cyberpunk 2077 to reload after its 37 crash of the day, enjoy a nice thigh courtesy of the Colonel.
The tweet was revealed by KFCgaming on Twitter, ironically Verified. And is made my company Cooler Master.
The console wars are 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓.
Introducing the KFConsole. #PowerYourHunger pic.twitter.com/k7AM6g61Ip
— KFC Gaming (@kfcgaming) December 22, 2020
See it for yourself. Find out more about the new #KFConsole @CoolerMaster: https://t.co/omZWuIhBG8 pic.twitter.com/6n5panSJIs
— KFC Gaming (@kfcgaming) December 22, 2020
All I ask for since we have covered a lot of weird stuff over the years from KFC, is for the company to send me one to review when they release. Because, if they do, I will pledge my allegiance to the chicken that is Kentucky Fried. Santa, this is what I want for Christmas and it better play PepsiMan.