People Who believe in Vaccine Shedding……WTF


I am not sure about anyone else, but in the digital media age, it can be difficult to determine if a news story is legit or parody.  And this really holds true for the past 4 years. But I had a story emailed to me this morning and reading the title, I thought it was from The Onion. Little did I know the story was actually from VICE News and after googling the topic for the past couple of hours, I just want to go back to bed and start the entire day over again.

People who believe in vaccine shedding…. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

I am not sure how to process this information. On one hand, I am simply confused. I feel as if grandpa handed me a fish stick from his pocket instead of a Werther’s Original. One the other hand, you shouldn’t have skipped science class.

The idea of Vaccine Shedding became the antivaxers wet dream when a teacher in Miami said she didn’t want to instruct students who are vaccinated or work with teachers who have been vaccinated. She even told her students not to hug their parents. She believed that the vaccine is transmitting something from the vaccinated person’s body to cause women to menstruate. THIS IS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!!!!

And thanks to Qanon Miss Frizzle, the notion that any vaccinated is transmitting something from their bodies is becoming a talking point for everyone’s favorite Karen, the antivaxxers and antimaskers. I didn’t know University of Phoenix was giving out doctorate degrees to Mommy Bloggers, but here we are. And this group of people is now advising their own to wear masks and stay away from the vaccinated people. If your eye just twitched, please know you are not alone.

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Also, can we stop believing these asshats who claim to be doctors but are nothing more than snake oil salesmen? I grew up in a town that founded on a spring. And barkers would take the water put it in a bottle and call it a cure all. The only thing that water does is clean out your colon. If all they are selling is some sort of vitamin that will cure your ailments, run. No one wants to get a prostate exam from Alex Jones.

And yet, here we are. I wish I understood people and I have a fucking psychology degree. This makes as much sense as wearing your underwear outside your pants which only works if you are Doug Funnie. Maybe social media networks do need to charge people. God, I feel for vaccinated  people with dry skin around these fuck waffles.

Before my head explodes like the dude in Scanners, let me leave you with this. Get the vaccine. You can’t shed it to anyone else, Vaccine particles are not going to come off me and cause you to menstruate. God, I need a fucking drink. It’s time for shots of straight everclear. Holy hell, open a book.


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