Author: ED Wilson

Movie Review Theater 3000

The Buzz Kill crew was nice enough to grant me a small reprieve from the basement to enjoy the summer sunshine and the company of a special someone who seems to be gone more than present. Unfortunately, the summer is over and Richard has sadistically locked me back in the basement. Everything is where I have left it. Deep Thought has a layer of dust covering it, the mop is still lying on the floor ignoring me, and the TV is glowing a brilliant blue, beckoning me like a moth to a flame. Anyone in the military can tell...

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Movie Review Theater 3000

Something has happened to Deep Thought.  Apparently, you cannot force a computer to love you or for that matter snuggle with you.  It has begun to smoke and spark and I have been forced to unplug it for fear of start of starting a fire and dying of smoke inhalation.  Meanwhile, I’ve been stuck discussing my woes to a mop.  She doesn’t understand me.  Occasionally, she has the audacity of playing dead and ignoring me. Fortunately, for her I’ll ignore her while I watch the TV. If you ever wondered, what an Indian Marketing student tripped out on ‘shrooms...

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Movie Review Theater 3000

“NO! Deep Thought! You’re not answering my question?!  What is the meaning of the Buzzkill basement?”  I angrily pound into the keyboard.  The white text blares at me as Deep Thought whirls and hums a response.  Finally its message appears, “Do you want to go on a quest?”  I begin to type again, but something has been wiggling in the back of mind.  I hope it’s not the eggs of some terrible creature beginning to hatch.  The TV screen flashes on and beckons me with its blue light.  Like a moth to the flame I’m drawn.  Oh yeah… a...

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As Rare As A Unicorn

Ladies and gentleman, I know by now you have heard the news of a government shutdown, this is why someone needed to make fun of it. Our own writer and graphic designer E.D. Wilson has done just that and made it possible for you to buy it in T-shirt form. Click on the photo to be taken her to store and help support one of the most talented people that I have ever...

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Movie Review Theater 3000

Deep in the bowels of the BuzzKill basement I have discovered a 1990’s Macintosh Classic, which alarmingly and/or amazingly still worked.  I stared at it in wonderment as whirled and beeped itself to life and ask me if I would like to go on a quest.  I typed in, “yes.”  It beeped and whirled some more while I pondered as to what I would call my new friend.  Therefore, after finding an old curtain rod, I dubbed the relic DEEP THOUGHT.  Especially as it whirled and beeped itself into confusion and had to reboot itself.  Meanwhile, as Deep Thought rebooted...

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