Dear Santa From Nicole

Dear Santa, First off, let me say that I love fat, hairy men. If you and the Mrs. ever split, holler at ya girl. So let’s get down to business now that the most important things has been said. I really did try this year but there are too many idiots running around that deserve coal and not nice, overpriced sweaters. My wants are really pretty simple this year. I would like an unlimited supply of wine. I’m not too picky. It just needs to be sweet like me, please. I promise that I have been good and I...

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