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Author: Richard Pruitt

People Eating Tide Pods……WTF?!?!?!?

People who eat Tide Pods……. What the Fuck?!?!!? We are not even two weeks into the new year, and this our second WTF article. I feel this may be the year that drives me to finally sticking my dick in a toaster. I am not sure how this trend started, nor do I want to know, but there is a trend where people are eating Tide pods. Yes, you read that right. People are dining on Tide Pods, but this time unlike the popular Christmas movie, they didn’t say FUDGE, instead, it leaves us saying Fudge. I never thought...

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Logan Paul and YouTube…..WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

Logan Paul and Youtube WTF!?!?!?!?!?!!? You decided to write an apology to the internet, well, on behalf of the internet, You Can Fuck OFF! I guess I have been living under a rock lately or something to that extent, but a slight question, who the fuck are you anyway? Just by watching one of your YouTube videos, I can say without a shadow of a doubt, that I miss the days of people getting famous from a god damn sex tape. I am assuming that you hit your head quite a few times when growing up, but there is...

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It’s Rated X-Mas:(Not That Kind of Tale) The Finale

(Too much is happening at one time. My mind can’t comprehend. It is too much to fucking to handle. Why would anyone not eat at an all you can eat buffet inside a casino. I mean, the possibilities are endless. You couldn’t eat one of everything if you came back for an entire month. I feel this is what dreams are made of in this world. Take my love, take my land, but you will not take my rack of lamb. And thus, is the perfect description to how you were left at the end of part two which...

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Its Rated X-Mas: (Not That Kind of Tale) Pt. 2

(Oh My God, I just fartled myself. That is when you fart and shart at the same time….I didn’t see you all there. If there is a way that you could strike what you have just read from the record, that would be greatly appreciated. And if you won’t do that, is it possible that $5 would make you forget. No?! Okay, moving on. The last time we left you, things seemed to look real bleak for the big man and his posse. Edd, Kindra, and Sharon have done the unthinkable by crashing Santa’s sleigh to the snow-covered ground....

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