Author: Richard Pruitt

The Hall Of Hotties: Katy Perry

I was listening to music in the car with my sister as we traveled to a football game yesterday. We would bounce around from station to station. We were listening to one that played new stuff. I would start to dance and she would turn it. I became sad. I couldn’t believe she was gonna deny the world seeing my killer dance moves. The reason I bring this up is cause I had my man revoked again. I told you I would. HA!. Bed bath And Beyond has a free soap with my name on it. My sister came...

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The Hall Of Hotties: Alyssa Milano

  Its a new week. Finally the allergies that I have been fighting are almost like the acting career of Mariah Carey. Over with. Well, this past week I was talking to a friend from high school. We were making fun of some things. More like me. Its fun to make fun of me. I will be the first person to tell you that. I do it everyday. Back to story, Her husband, who is awesome. Asked why was wasn’t the hottie, I am inducting today in the Hall of Hotties? I made a promise to him that she...

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Hall Of Hotties: Sarah And Bristol Palin

I went to Depot Days in Newport AR this past weekend. It was an amazing experience seeing the sidemen to such performers like Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis. If you get a chance next year to head to Depot Days, I highly recommend it. Learn more about Depot Days at ( That is what we call a cheap plug in the business.) I am trying to get over an allergy attack. They have bent me over backwards and made me their bitch. You know when you are feeling bad, you get to lazy to turn the channel. I...

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The Hall Of Hotties: Jenna Fischer

Will you remember the day Facebook crashed? I know where I was. I am now writing a country music ballad about it. Shit, Facebook went down faster than Lindsay Lohan on a line. Tonight, we head back to The Office. It been awhile since we have been there. I wonder how Dwight is doing? Did you this will be Michael Scott’s last year. I wonder who is gonna be our new boss. Really, The Office is back! Steve Carrel’s final season on the show. I thought this would be a good time to make the next induction into The...

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THE HALL OF HOTTIES: Lea Michele and Dianna Agron

Don’t you love the fall? The leaves changing color, football, and the fall premieres. Last night we saw the return of DWTS. Tonight, we see the return of one of the most fun shows to watch. The return of Glee. I am admitting and proudly, I am a Gleek. Think about the unanswered questions that will have to be answered this season. What will Sue do to try to stop New Directions? Will Shue finally get Emma? Will they go to Nationals? What will be the next themed show? I am such a loser! However, there are two starlets...

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