Stick Figure Dan

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Stick Figure Dan is the resident loud foul mouthed prick of TBK Magazine. He is a loud mouth who will say anything at any given moment. He hates the world and everything in it. Dan came into the society as a writer in 2007 and hasn’t looked back since. He likes to write open letters to famous people, putting them in their place.

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Dear Santa From Stick Figure Dan
Dear Tubs of Fun in a Red Suit, God, I want to be mean. I really do. There is part of me that wants to...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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Self-Help For The Helpless: The Boring Christmas Edition
I need to talk to all of you. My mission is to make your lives better. It is to give you the opportunity to make...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Fat Ass Who Is Out of Breath After Lacing His Boots, Do you think Mrs. Claus gets tired of hearing your fat ass snore...
by Stick Figure Dan 1 year ago1 year ago
Stick Figure Dan’s 5 Things That Could Ruin Thanksgiving
Ahh, The Holidays. A time where we can get together with the people we only want to see once a year. That is what it’s...
by Stick Figure Dan 1 year ago1 year ago
An Open Letter to The General Assembly of Georgia and Asshats in Alabama From Stick Figure Dan
Dear Waffle Twats in the Georgia and Alabama State Congress and idiotic Governors who decided to pass the Abortion Bill, We have been told since...
by Stick Figure Dan 2 years ago2 years ago
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Stick Figure Dan's yearly letter.
by Stick Figure Dan 2 years ago2 years ago
Self Help For the Helpless: Thanksgiving Edition
Just because life may suck in your world, does not give you the right try to pull others down into the pit of despair. The...
by Stick Figure Dan 2 years ago2 years ago
A Very Special PSA
Dan returns with a very special Public Service Announcement!!!
by Stick Figure Dan 2 years ago2 years ago
An Open Letter to People Blaming Millennials for All the World’s Problems
Dear People Blaming Millennials, We need to have a conversation. Why is it that people blame an entire generation for everything that goes wrong? I...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 years ago3 years ago
A Self-Help for the Helpless Public Service Announcement from Your Friend Dan
This is a very Self Help for the Helpless Public Service Announcement just in time for Christmas. If you happen to be like one of...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 years ago3 years ago
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Chubby Bearded Bastard, It may be my first time gracing the 25 Days of Christmas, but it won’t be my last. I see it...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 years ago3 years ago
The Top 10 Places That Will Ban Roy Moore Since He Lost
We were told that we needed some political articles. Well, there is only one Stick Figure with the god damn balls big enough to take...
by Stick Figure Dan 3 years ago9 months ago
Self-Help for the Helpless
There comes a time that a person just needs a little motivation. Just enough motivation in hope that they will get off their mother’s couch,...
by Stick Figure Dan 4 years ago4 years ago
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Twat Beard, It is that time of year again where one made up character writes a letter to another made up character in hopes...
by Stick Figure Dan 4 years ago4 years ago
Self-Help for the Helpless #7
It’s so quiet around here, it seems like this place has been deserted, and turned into a wild west theme park. And if you are...
by Stick Figure Dan 4 years ago4 years ago
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Ideal Patient of the Lap Band Surgery, I guess it is time to do this song and dance again fat man. I am still...
by Stick Figure Dan 5 years ago5 years ago
Self-Help for the Helpless: Christmas
Why do a lot of you make me want to take the thing that is most cherished to me and stick it in a toaster...
by Stick Figure Dan 5 years ago4 years ago
An Open Letter to Josh Duggar
Dear Josh Duggar, I feel that the press has been somewhat nice to you over the past few days. Reporting that you have checked into...
by Stick Figure Dan 5 years ago5 years ago
Figure It Out: Flags,Gays, and God Pacts
If there is one thing that I have taken away from the past week and a half in America, it is the fact that it...
by Stick Figure Dan 6 years ago6 years ago
Figure It Out
If you do not know who I am, let me remind you. I am the only writer on this website that will tell it like...
by Stick Figure Dan 6 years ago2 years ago