Dear Santa From Stick Figure Dan
Dear Tubs of Fun in a Red Suit, God, I want to be mean. I really do. There is part of me that wants to...
Dear Tubs of Fun in a Red Suit, God, I want to be mean. I really do. There is part of me that wants to...
I need to talk to all of you. My mission is to make your lives better. It is to give you the opportunity to make...
Dear Fat Ass Who Is Out of Breath After Lacing His Boots, Do you think Mrs. Claus gets tired of hearing your fat ass snore...
Ahh, The Holidays. A time where we can get together with the people we only want to see once a year. That is what it’s...
Dear Waffle Twats in the Georgia and Alabama State Congress and idiotic Governors who decided to pass the Abortion Bill, We have been told since...
Stick Figure Dan's yearly letter.
Just because life may suck in your world, does not give you the right try to pull others down into the pit of despair. The...
Dan returns with a very special Public Service Announcement!!!
Dear People Blaming Millennials, We need to have a conversation. Why is it that people blame an entire generation for everything that goes wrong? I...
This is a very Self Help for the Helpless Public Service Announcement just in time for Christmas. If you happen to be like one of...
Dear Chubby Bearded Bastard, It may be my first time gracing the 25 Days of Christmas, but it won’t be my last. I see it...
We were told that we needed some political articles. Well, there is only one Stick Figure with the god damn balls big enough to take...
There comes a time that a person just needs a little motivation. Just enough motivation in hope that they will get off their mother’s couch,...
Dear Twat Beard, It is that time of year again where one made up character writes a letter to another made up character in hopes...
It’s so quiet around here, it seems like this place has been deserted, and turned into a wild west theme park. And if you are...
Dear Ideal Patient of the Lap Band Surgery, I guess it is time to do this song and dance again fat man. I am still...
Why do a lot of you make me want to take the thing that is most cherished to me and stick it in a toaster...
Dear Josh Duggar, I feel that the press has been somewhat nice to you over the past few days. Reporting that you have checked into...
If there is one thing that I have taken away from the past week and a half in America, it is the fact that it...
If you do not know who I am, let me remind you. I am the only writer on this website that will tell it like...