Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Fat Ass Who Is Out of Breath After Lacing His Boots, Do you think Mrs. Claus gets tired of hearing your fat ass snore...
Stick Figure Dan’s 5 Things That Could Ruin Thanksgiving
Ahh, The Holidays. A time where we can get together with the people we only want to see once a year. That is what it’s...
An Open Letter to The General Assembly of Georgia and Asshats in Alabama From Stick Figure Dan
Dear Waffle Twats in the Georgia and Alabama State Congress and idiotic Governors who decided to pass the Abortion Bill, We have been told since...
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Stick Figure Dan's yearly letter.
Self Help For the Helpless: Thanksgiving Edition
Just because life may suck in your world, does not give you the right try to pull others down into the pit of despair. The...
A Very Special PSA
Dan returns with a very special Public Service Announcement!!!
An Open Letter to People Blaming Millennials for All the World’s Problems
Dear People Blaming Millennials, We need to have a conversation. Why is it that people blame an entire generation for everything that goes wrong? I...
A Self-Help for the Helpless Public Service Announcement from Your Friend Dan
This is a very Self Help for the Helpless Public Service Announcement just in time for Christmas. If you happen to be like one of...
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Chubby Bearded Bastard, It may be my first time gracing the 25 Days of Christmas, but it won’t be my last. I see it...
The Top 10 Places That Will Ban Roy Moore Since He Lost
We were told that we needed some political articles. Well, there is only one Stick Figure with the god damn balls big enough to take...
Self-Help for the Helpless
There comes a time that a person just needs a little motivation. Just enough motivation in hope that they will get off their mother’s couch,...
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Twat Beard, It is that time of year again where one made up character writes a letter to another made up character in hopes...
Self-Help for the Helpless #7
It’s so quiet around here, it seems like this place has been deserted, and turned into a wild west theme park. And if you are...
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Ideal Patient of the Lap Band Surgery, I guess it is time to do this song and dance again fat man. I am still...
Self-Help for the Helpless: Christmas
Why do a lot of you make me want to take the thing that is most cherished to me and stick it in a toaster...
An Open Letter to Josh Duggar
Dear Josh Duggar, I feel that the press has been somewhat nice to you over the past few days. Reporting that you have checked into...
Figure It Out: Flags,Gays, and God Pacts
If there is one thing that I have taken away from the past week and a half in America, it is the fact that it...
Figure It Out
If you do not know who I am, let me remind you. I am the only writer on this website that will tell it like...
Dear Santa from Stick Figure Dan
Dear Future Patient of the lap band procedure, I feel that each year the weather and stars lineup just right to where we meet again....
Self-Help for the Helpless Christmas
The holidays are ruled by an over stimulation of depression and mass amounts of rum. So before you drink yourself into a coma or the...
