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Who Ya Gots?

Once again, I got my ass handed to me last weekend. I finished with a record of 1-3. I seriously feel like I am getting worse at this then better. It starting to become like my sex life. I have an overall record of 6-10. This is the week. Damn it. This is the week. You know how it goes. A few college games and a few pro games. I give the predictions. I look bad next week when I type a new Who Ya Gots? College #1 Ohio State @ #18 Wisconsin This game isn’t going to be Gouda for the Badgers. A little part of me died making that pun. Ohio State is the nation’s new Number 1. They will prove why they deserve that ranking. The Buckeyes are lead bu Heisman hopeful Terrell Pryor. Who this season has really stepped his game up. Wisconsin just doesn’t have enough on Defense to stop the weapons OSU has. Ohio State goes into Wisconsin and slices the comp. 27-14 #12 Arkansas @ #7 Auburn Razorbacks have one loss this season. The heart breaking defeat to Bama. This is a statement game for the Hawgs. Auburn comes into this game undefeated. They knocked off the team that defeated Bama last week, South Carolina. Ryan Mallet played a great game against Bama till the 4th quarter. This week I think he...

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Retro Music Video

It’s Friday. ABC is back with a whole new TGIF line up. At 7, It’s America’s favorite nerdy neighbor. What will Steve do to cause the Winslow’s harm? Find out on an all new Family Matters. At 7:30, His kids met her kids. Now they are one big happy family. Tonight we ask, Does Cody still live in his van in the driveway and want to date his cousin? All New Step By Step. The Tanners face a new problem as DJ has unprotected sex and Danny must help her clean down there. Also, Will Joey and Jesse come to terms with the feeling they have for each other. An All new Full House at 8. And at 8:30! Find out what happens when Sabrina turns Val into a lesbian and she falls in love with her rival Libby. Also, Harvey gets kidnapped as a sex slave to Hilda and Zelda. Its a very special Christmas episode of Sabrina: the Teenage Witch. Don’t miss the new TGIF!!! I just got told it’s not 1996. This is a huge letdown. I was looking forward to that episode of Full House. Plus, the thought of some HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) on Sabrina got the blood flowing to a certain body part. I guess putting up these retro videos has me missing the good ole days. I have received a few emails...

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The More Things Change

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. That pretty much means 5 years ago in Missouri. There was something I was wanting really bad. No, it wasn’t sex. You dirty minded people. And it wasn’t food. Go straight for the fat jokes. Simpletons. It was knowing what a real family was like. My mom (My grandma raised me she will always be my mother) wasn’t in good health, In all honesty, many on her side of the family wasn’t in good health. They were all getting up there in age. I wanted to feel like I was part of something. I remember a story. I was riding to one of my exes softball games with her parents. They were grilling me with questions. You know how parents can be when you start dating. Well, they asked me about my family. I told them “ If I tell you this don’t be upset with me.” Looking back on it maybe I should have worded that just a little differently. “Do you know I am jealous of you guys.” I actually said the word jealous to a teenage girls parents. Alert the media. They replied “of what?” I said “ You have a family/ You guys to something for every occasion, whether it be for holidays or birthdays. I have always wanted to be part of something like...

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Retro Music Video

I get home last night from a very interesting evening of shooting pool. I wasn’t feeling the greatest so I laid my little head down on the pillow. Not to much after I entered Sleepy Time Station. For the first time in a very long time I had a dream that I could remember. If you read and watched yesterdays Retro Music Video, (If Not, it will be the one right below this post. Go ahead we will wait. While we do. Did anyone catch the preview for The Rocky Horror episode of Glee. It looks awesome. You are back. Thanks for letting me know. Should have said something.) then you know that I’m crushing hardcore on a girl. I wish I could tell her. I know the butterflies I feel in my stomach when around her. I hope it’s butterflies. I haven’t ate any Indian food in a long time. My dream last night had her in it. I remember walking into this room. The room had blue walls with black trim. I turn to my right and there she is. Looking at me with those eyes that could melt anyone’s heart. She gives me the most beautiful smile I have ever seen. She starts walking over to me. My heart beings to race like a car at Daytona speedway. She takes my hand. She whispers in my...

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Hall Of Hunks: Sexy Cowboys

This hall of hunks is totally different. I am not picking just one guy-I am picking a group. Yummy Cowboys. Hello, girls you will love the couple of hot hunks I have picked this week. And honestly what woman doesn’t want a guy than can ride like these boys. I promise I will give them plenty of practice for those eight second rides. Oh yeah…Whitney like. If Santa can wrap one up with nothing but their boots and hat for Christmas, I’ll give him eight seconds. And them wrangler asses…. Makes me want to bite into one like a...

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