Author: TBK Magazine

Dear Fat Ass In Red Suit

Dear Santa, I was told I had to write you a letter for this god damn blog. Well I have been NAUGHTY. I don’t care if you pass my fucking house. But, if you think I was good enough to get something here is a what I want. I want RD Russell hurt possibly dead, so I dont have write a stupid letter to a fat ass, who prolly hasn’t seen his penis since 1867. And A paddle ball I can’t believe I wrote a letter to something that is about as real as me or RD Russell’s sex life. Your Fucking FriendStick Figure...

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Dearest Santa Claus.

Dearest Santa Hi Santa, I wanted to write you what I wanted for Christmas. I have been very nice this year. Here is a list of men I want. George ClooneyOrlando BloomBing CrosbyYogi BearHoward SternVerne TroyerAdam Lambert ( I know he is gay but I can Change that.)Really all I want is a guy with two legs and a dick. I am such a naughty but nice whore. Santa, maybe you can stick a lump of coal in my stocking as well, if you know what I mean....

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Dear Santa

Dear Santa,What’s up dude? I have been kinda good this year, but then again I am kind of good at just about anything I do. So, I have been giving it a lot of thought and sorry it’s right on Christmas Eve, but here is my Christmas list.1. A smile for Victoria Beckham. Seriously, why does she never smile? She has hella money and anything she could want and still no smile?! What’s the deal Posh? I bet I could make her smile, scream obscenities and shout for joy and it wouldn’t cost a shit ton of money, bend it like Beckham my ass! lol ;).2. I would like for someone to finally kick Chuck Norris’ ass so the nonsense can end already. Chuck Norris you aren’t invincible and enough of the total gym already.3. I would like a GPS and a tracking device for Waldo so he will not be so very difficult to locate.4.I would like for the Ghost Hunters show to be more like Scooby Doo, because it is just as dumb but not as entertaining as Scooby Doo and I think they could use the ratings.5. I want a big bag of weed and for it to finally be legalized already. Jail is no place for stoners. Stoners hurt no one, unless you are a box of cereal or a bag of Dorito’s I sincerely...

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Top 5 Worst Traditional Christmas Songs!!!!!!!

It’s the most wonderful time of year. People drinking way to much eggnog and taking off their clothes at the company Christmas Party. There will always be that image of Whitney humping the fiber-optic tree. We still can’t find that little tree. During these fun times, Christmas songs will always be playing in the background no matter where you. I know there are the great traditional classics but some of those ARE COMPLETE SHIT. Here is a list of Top 5 Worst Traditional Christmas Songs. #5. Little Drummer Boy. Hey look who it is, It’s The man who causes Silent Nights, Bing Crosby. When listening to Christmas songs on the radio and this song comes on I think of one rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum FUCK. Those are the top 5 Worst Traditional Christmas Songs. Now I am gonna go take a nap. RD...

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I am Back

Sorry about the long wait. I am back to write on here again!!!! Woot!!!!! I had a very long 4 months. I have gone through hell and back. I lost everything, including my pants. I will talk about this more in depth in the next few weeks. Christmas Stuff coming.What is going on!!!New Years And More!!!!So Get Fucking Ready RichardOnly Funny @...

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