Crying Into My Cake | TBK Magazine

Crying Into My Cake: But There Was A Bomb

I got a call about doing a Princess Sofia party for a 2-year-old. Who the hell is Princess Sofia?...

Hello, my little muffins! I’ve been away so long! My apologies. Life, ya know? I was inspired to...

This one was a doozie. Pick up your beers, kiddos! I looked at my pathetic bank account 7 minutes...

I got a text from the boss that said I was needed for a birthday party last minute, and she would...

I found that once I said yes to the clown thing the floodgates were opened. And by flood, I mean a...

I booked an Elsa party at a swanky hotel on Manhattan Beach. Face painting and balloons. I hadn’t...

This was taken at my first clown party. You see, I was told when I was hired that I would usually...

My first gig. I was a cowgirl. The kid was 1 and didn’t give a flying pig shit about cow anything....