I got a call about doing a Princess Sofia party for a 2-year-old. Who the hell is Princess Sofia...
Category - Crying Into My Cake
Hello, my little muffins! I’ve been away so long! My apologies. Life, ya know? I was inspired to...
This one was a doozie. Pick up your beers, kiddos! I looked at my pathetic bank account 7 minutes...
I got a text from the boss that said I was needed for a birthday party last minute, and she would...
I found that once I said yes to the clown thing the floodgates were opened. And by flood, I mean a...
I booked an Elsa party at a swanky hotel on Manhattan Beach. Face painting and balloons. I hadn’t...
This was taken at my first clown party. You see, I was told when I was hired that I would usually...
My first gig. I was a cowgirl. The kid was 1 and didn’t give a flying pig shit about cow...