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Category: The Hall of Hotties

Hall Of Hotties: Sarah And Bristol Palin

I went to Depot Days in Newport AR this past weekend. It was an amazing experience seeing the sidemen to such performers like Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis. If you get a chance next year to head to Depot Days, I highly recommend it. Learn more about Depot Days at www.depotdays.org ( That is what we call a cheap plug in the business.) I am trying to get over an allergy attack. They have bent me over backwards and made me their bitch. You know when you are feeling bad, you get to lazy to turn the channel. I...

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The Hall Of Hotties: Jenna Fischer

Will you remember the day Facebook crashed? I know where I was. I am now writing a country music ballad about it. Shit, Facebook went down faster than Lindsay Lohan on a line. Tonight, we head back to The Office. It been awhile since we have been there. I wonder how Dwight is doing? Did you this will be Michael Scott’s last year. I wonder who is gonna be our new boss. Really, The Office is back! Steve Carrel’s final season on the show. I thought this would be a good time to make the next induction into The...

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THE HALL OF HOTTIES: Lea Michele and Dianna Agron

Don’t you love the fall? The leaves changing color, football, and the fall premieres. Last night we saw the return of DWTS. Tonight, we see the return of one of the most fun shows to watch. The return of Glee. I am admitting and proudly, I am a Gleek. Think about the unanswered questions that will have to be answered this season. What will Sue do to try to stop New Directions? Will Shue finally get Emma? Will they go to Nationals? What will be the next themed show? I am such a loser! However, there are two starlets...

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The Hall Of Hotties: LISA KELLY

How is it going internet world? I have been sick the last couple of days. My throat is as scratchy as Paris Hilton’s crotch. This has given me a chance to catch up on a few of my favorite shows. One of them being Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel. This show follows a group of hard working truck drivers as they travel the dangerous Dalton Highway in Alaska. I freaking love this show. The reason is that trucking is in my family. My dad is a trucker, My brother-in-law is a trucker, My brother is a trucker,...

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What the fuck is this? A new Hall Of Hotties Blog. Seriously someone check my temperature and see if I am ok. Well, last night was the VMAs. The feud between  Kanye and Taylor is over and now they will somehow end up dating. Their cute nickmane will  be Test. Lady Gaga’s raw meat dress was kinda weird. Two pints to make about that. 1. There are starving kids in Ethiopia that would love to eat that dress and Lady Gaga as well. 2. When the the meat goes bad can we throw it away in Ke$ha’s trash bag...

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