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Category: Self Help for the Helpless

Self Help For The Helpless #5

I have decided that this would be the best time to grace the internet with my presence. Chances are that your life is falling apart and you need a little guidance from your hero. If you do not know who I am, I am guessing that you are new to the site or that you are Amish. My name is Stick Figure (At some point we all need to make new peeps. But at times you would wish they would go take a leap. I think some of these fuck are clinically insane. I am guessing their pride and...

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SelfHelp For The Helpless #4

The time for being all lovey dovey is over. Let someone with some ball take over this heap of so much sweetness that it will cause a single person to have a diabetic shock. For those of you who do not know my name let me introduce myself to all of you. My name is a Stick Figure (I found me a Valentine. She is in my bed with ties that bind. I have a gag in her mouth so her speech has a small muffle. When it is all said in done, she will walk it by herself,...

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Self Help for The Helpless #3

The time has come that you pathetic fucking souls are about to have a life changing lesson. The time has come for your animated savior to tell you how to live your life so that you are not a complete loser in life. I am guessing for most of you that are hard to do, but I am here to make it better. If you do not know who I am, let me introduce myself. My name is Stick Figure (Isn’t it funny how life works? I am sick and tired Miley and of the twerk. I don’t care...

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Selfhelp for the Helpless #2

I bet after the first holiday of the year, you are feeling the effects of that turkey and the extra helping of cranberry sauce can do. I bet you look sexy sitting there in that pair of pants simply known as your “fat pants”. If you do not know who I am let me introduce myself. My name is Stick figure (Why is it that you can’t have any friends? Maybe it’s the fact that leaving your mom’s basement is a sin. I bet you sit around and cry about all your old flames. Too bad it’s just the...

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SelfHelp For The Helpless

Fucking Hell. August 8th This website relaunches and not one sight of this website’s savior. This travesty is bad for me but it is going to be great for all of you. I about to rise up from the ashes like a Phoenix and not someone that goes to a “School” of the same name. If you have no idea who I am, let me god damn introduce myself, my name is Stick Figure (I pretended to be in a band. I was able to get this chick naked in the bathroom can. I know it’s breast cancer awareness...

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